Unexpected Awesomeness

The following is an unexpected run in I had with a fast food Restaurant back in August 2011. It was so awesome I had to post it again.
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I just had an awesome unexpected experience. I'm not sure why I'm so jacked up over this but I am. So here we go! I pretty much have eaten at all the big Fast Food Burger chains with one large exception. Always seeing commercials for this place too and it pisses me off cause none are in my general area.

I'm not big on always eating Fast Food anyways cause it's unhealthy as shit for ya mostly and why eat that garbage when you could always go to Subway and get a fucking beautiful Italian BMT foot long. Not only that but my awesome state of Pennsylvania has Wawa. Open 24/7 with machines that print out orders from Hoagies to wraps and everything else in between.

Anyway, I was driving back from Best Buy which is only like a 10 minute drive away from me when all of a sudden my eye catches something awesome. A fuckin' Sonic Fast Food Restaurant. I use this road all the time! When the fuck did this place pop out from? I've never eaten from a Sonic ever! Holy shit this is unexpectedly awesome!

Not even being really hungry I had to pull into this place. It looked awesome. I saw parking spots where you could pull up and order from Computer Menu's. Hi-Tech crazy shit man! Being too blown away to even attempt the Hi-tech classy crazy shit. I just decided to roll through regular Drive Through style. I was looking at the menu a bit letting my brain absorb as much as it could in mere seconds. I was really only looking to just grab a Burger just to sample this new foreign Fast Food place that has suddenly landed in my own back yard.

So I made my order. Nothing special. Nothing crazy. It was already crazy enough! I ordered one Sonic Burger with lettuce, mustard and pickles. Good stuff. I didn't want to drive while eating so I just pulled off to the regular parking spots cause I needed time to check this mother out. I opened up the brown bag and what was inside was this hardcore metallic like wrapper that was built like a fort. A fortress. With some sort of fold over part. Nothing was gonna fall out of that sucker. Nothing!

The Burger itself was huge. Massive. It was pumped up. This was no Ronald McShitAss food. Not thrown together and smushed up like some sort of greasy turd. This was more Restaurant like type food. At least in appearance it was. Not only did it look good but it tasted great. Mine wasn't even that fancy. This was some high quality shit here. As far as Fast Food goes at least. There's nothing better than grilling up some Burgers with your bro's on the BBQ or ordering a nice meaty one at a nice restaurant but if ya got to go the Fast Food route then Sonic should high on your list!

So that was my awesome unexpected Fast Food experience. I finally got my hands on a Sonic Burger. My tongue thanked me then and there and ya know what I have a feeling that even my asshole will be thanking me later tonight as it plops out a hot fat Sonic log. "Thanks for the big Sonic ploppers Dave!", my ass will say to me. The experience will be divine I'm sure.

A Month or two ago I had McDonalds ass food and thought I was about to keel over after consumption and blow out my asshole. I told myself I'd never eat Fast Food again. Well now I have to make an exception to my promise. It's for Sonic! I can't wait to head back there and check out more of that crazy Hi-Tech shit and other awesome food they got on that menu. After doing this review I now feel like Sonic should pay me for my Kudos. Well, pay me in Burgers bitch!