So it's Wednesday and I'm doing my laundry. Is that weird? Ty and I were having a discussion about the normal laundry day. Does it really matter what day it falls on?
What law states that laundry day must be reserved for the weekend? Sunday in particular. What is it about the day of Sunday? Does laundry have something to do with God? Are we washing away the weeks worth of sin from our clothes to start anew? Is that how it works?
Also, why do all the Beer warehouses (PA stores) close at 6pm on Sunday? A few hours earlier than the rest of the weeks normal business hours. I mean come on! They even give you a little wine at Church Sunday but if you run a little late going out to do some Sunday errands you get booze screwed cause all the stores are closed? This makes no sense to me. Stop that!
And also! Why the hell does Sunday begin the new week? Who fucking made this rule up!? It makes no sense to me. Sunday. The last day of the Weekend. The day before the "busy" week begins. Begins! Sunday feels like the end of the week. Not just for the people who have to go back to School. For the working man/woman who has to go back to work. Obviously Sunday feels like the end of a week. Not the beginning.
In conclusion. I'll do my laundry on any day I feel like it. That's right. I'm breaking the laundry day code and I don't give a fuck. I'll have more than just a sip of wine from a chalice if I feel like it. For me. Sunday will always be the end of the week. Monday will always be the beginning.
What a narcissistic asshole of a day. Get over yourself Sunday.
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